I hope that you have been scarfing on treats and enjoying your tricks because that's what this day is all about.
I think I've eaten my weight in candy today.
Today, I am going to share a really, really, really scary story with you, because Halloween is all about being scared to death. I really suggest that if you're pregnant, have heart problems, high blood pressure or are easily startled to death, you skip over this next bit because if one of you dies while reading it, my readership will have gone down 50%. That would be so bad. Consider yourself warned.
Once upon a time, a few weeks ago, there was a young lady named Nicole who lived with her husband, Jionni. Jionni worked a lot, so Nicole decided that it was time to invest in a puppy so that she could have someone around to keep her company. She named him Lorenzo.
Lorenzo was a lovely companion. He was always at her side, dancing, shopping, snuggling, and he slept under her side of the bed; a constant source of comfort.
One night, Nicole awoke very late, to the sound of a dripping faucet.
Drip, drip, drip.
She go up and shuffled to the kitchen, where she made sure the tap was turned off properly. As she was crawling back into bed, she reached her hand to find Lorenzo, who licked her fingers.
Laying in bed, Nicole heaved a frustrated sigh as she realized the dripping hadn`t stopped.
Drip, drip, drip/
She groaned and slid out of bed, making her way to the washroom. There, she wiggled the toilet handle and checked the tap, before making her way back to her room.
Nicole curled up in the covers and realized the dripping was still persisting.
Drip, drip, drip.
Trying to go back to sleep wasn`t working - it was such an annoying sound. "
Drip, drip, drip.
Lorenzo!" she whined. "Go turn off the tap!" As her hand dangled over the edge of the bed, she was comforted by Lorenzo's eager kisses.
Nicole pushed herself out of the bed and checked the faucets outside. They were all turned off. Shrieking with frustration, she made her way back to her room, stomping all the way up the stairs.
Drip, drip, drip.
Five minutes passed, and Nicole didn't think she could stand it anymore."Jionni!!!!!" she screamed, knowing that he would have taken care of this had he been home. She reached her hand down for Lorenzo's kisses, and cocked her head.
Listening, very carefully, Nicole realized that the sound she was hearing was coming from her closet.
Drip, drip, drip.
She pulled open the closet door where she saw Lorenzo hanging - the sound of his blood hitting the floor: drip, drip, drip. Above him, scrawled in marker she saw:
"I like liking fingers."
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Still there? Good you survived! Aren't you absolutely terrified right now!? Like, holy heart attack, right?
Happy Halloween!! Stay away from finger-lickers.
You named the characters after Snooki's family? Makes it that much more HORRIFYING xoxo
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